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Congratulations'. This is to certify that you are now a 100% Lifetime
member of the Independent Directors Institute of Theatrical
Specialties group, I-D-I-O-T-S for short. You have diligently viewed
and learned from the lessons contained in the "Passions of
Horse Pistol-Pete" and in so doing have proven yourself more than
worthy to remain in this group of IDIOTS for the remainder of your life.
In dealing with others, no verification is necessary. Trust me, they
already know. |